Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize