He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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