i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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