i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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