none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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