He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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