you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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