If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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