Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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