You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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