I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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