I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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