one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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