I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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