Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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