; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Small penises have feelings too.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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