shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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