Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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