I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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