help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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