we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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