This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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