She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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