Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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