we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i dont even know how to be here
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
