PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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