this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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