Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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