She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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