i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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