So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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