Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Is it because I queefed?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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