After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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