can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Your penis caused this!
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