exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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