I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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