ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
well you can't waste a boner
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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