420 ftw
one two three fourrrrnication!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Pants are for mortals
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