i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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