is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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