i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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