did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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