i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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