Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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