this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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