just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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