I bet he comes in French.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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