Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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