She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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