im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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