my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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